Here is a brilliant way to fill the Entertainment section of the News.
I guess you could argue that the ‘confusion’ must have begun to set in when he thought it necessary to change his name in the first place. Apparently ‘Sean Combs’ wasn’t simple enough for people to understand and ‘P Diddy’ (or was it Puff Daddy?) made people ‘uncomfortable.’ Help me out here, because I could understand if his name was something like ‘Buy My Records Because I’m Rich and You’re Poor Working-Class’ or if he's maybe a bit homophobic, but ‘Diddy’ isn’t necessarily without its share of imagery either. The guy has changed his name at least 3 times in the last five years. I’ve only changed my email address once in the past 8 – and that was only to switch the same name to a gmail account.
As far as the phone calls go, dropping the P from his name will shorten his call by about one letter. If the guy is really that pressed for time then it might be time to figure out what it all means. And I thought I hated long phone calls…
Dag, yo.